Weekly Scribblings #70: Listmania Prompt: "... compose either a list poem or prose piece that incorporates the idea of a list ." I have never written a list poem. Most of the examples I read were rather boring, and read pretty much like lists. I have not read the other poems linked to Weekly Scribblings, and expect to find them quite poetic. Mine? It reads like a list! Not my favorite form. If the kitchen sink is empty, it’s too late for maid service, wash your dishes yourself. The kitchen’s closed when the dishes are done, the cook is off, only self-service is available. Do NOT leave dirty dishes in the sink for me to find in the morning. Do not put the juice container back in the ‘fridge with ½” remaining. The above applies to iced tea, milk, soda, lemonade, and all other beverages.