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Craigslist Excuses

I have a pup named Russell   He needs a home, please call   I bought him for a thousand But adding food and all   I guess he’s worth a million He’s a family member now   I’ll take a thousand fifty Which includes his leash and chow   My wife is pregnant, due today The dog he has to go   No time for both a baby And a dog, as you well know Russell is just 2 months old We’ve had him for a week   I can’t afford to keep him But a lifelong home I seek   It costs too much to feed him Or give him needed shots I lost my job just yesterday But, we love Russell lots He wanders off the property We do not have a fence   The landlord says he has to go Things are pretty tense   I’ll meet you at the Walmart And you can have him there You give me cash, then take the pup And we can call it fair   The money doesn’t matter There's a principle at stake Money proves you’ll take good care and not a flipper fl