VETERINARIANS, GAS STATIONS, AND EDWARD
We went to the
vet’s for a blood test
‘cause Edward needed
his pills.
Allergies and
thyroid,
epilepsy and big
bills
Everyone says, “How cute.”
Everyone thinks, “How smart.”
I say, “Edward’s
very sweet,”
and add his salve
to my cart.
Edward loves all
people,
but thinks small
dogs are snacks.
So keep that
wiener dog away,
I give you just
the facts!
Edward’s a
Goldendoodle,
a mutt by another
name.
When we offer him
a car ride,
Edward’s always
game.
He has his regular
treat rounds
He’s a hairy dog
rock star!
Coffee stand, gas
station,
the vet has treats
in a jar.
Edward’s very curly,
but it’s hair he
has, not fur.
The groomer’s cost
is mighty
as your balance
will concur.
If you want a
Goldendoodle,
Just heed these
words I say,
They’re sweet and
cute and loving,
but, oh, you may
rue the day!
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