Noble Gases
This is an A-Z Blogging Challenge reject poem for the letter N! You'll see why I went with another poem after reading! NOBLE GASES Oxygen to Nitrogen “Get a load of them” Pointing to the other six, in the right hand, farthest hem. “What makes them act so noble? Group Zero’s what I say! Noble, bah, just take a look They’re posers clear as day!” “I hear they used to shun us. So pure, untainted, chaste. Pretending not to mingle, like we were just mere waste.” “That neon, good for nothing, but lighting up the signs, of bars and other places with drinks and beer and wines.” “Argon is no better, thinks he’s pure hot stuff. We’re a lot more common, I say we call his bluff.” “Oh, helium is just a hoot, he blows up kid’s balloons! Oh, sure he says he’s rocket fuel, I call that stewing prunes!” “Now radon predicts earthquakes, Which does sound pretty neat. He also helps treat cancer, So, radon’s fairly sweet.” “A...